By Stewart Ferguson
The oldest man in Megaloma Died yesterday
leaving and entire fortune of antiques.
Historians say each of his belongings
are worth hundreds of dollars each. He
was one hundred and sixty seven when
he died. His family say he was getting
too old and couldn't think properly anyway.
His fortune will be displayed in the
Megolonian historic museum.
By Stewart Ferguson
MONKEY BUISSNES
Last week end a new type of Monkey was discovered in the dark forest
of Megaloma. The monkey is very dangerous and should be avoided. You can
identify it by it’s colour it is completely orange with green ears. If
it bites you, you should go to the hospital right away because it is very
poisonous. This monkey is called Alfredium, named after the founder Dr.
Alfred Genling. Dr. Genling never returned home, the monkey bit him and
in hour one he died. His student, Mark Fron was accompanying him
on the expedition and told the story at a presentation at the University.
By Stewart Ferguson
MAY ’99 CALENDERS
The Tolkien is selling calendars for the month of May 1999. The calendars have the Tolkien Logo in the middle with the calendar below. The calendars will be sold for $20 a piece. If you wish to purchase one please contact Tareef Jafferi (Reef).
